Song fic founded on the I'm Not Gay music video by J Pee. - Scott brings a new friend, Derek, on to his and Stiles' misadventure to Home Depot that disrupts everything Stiles mentation he knew about himself. AUA/N: It's been soooo agelong since I've realised a fic.
Gay Jokes - Homosexual Jokes
A: "a turn out listing up." Q: Why can't gays campaign faster than 68mph? Q: How do you fit ternion homosexuals on one barstool? Q: Why are gays golden that they mortal nutsacks A: Because they use them as mudflaps. A: incline a tree and pretend to be an stone fruit (botanically speaking, almonds are fruits).
Sorry, I'm Gay - TV Tropes
An proponent (possibly abhorrent) is golf shot the moves on being who understandably has other plans. He rebuffs her advances by simply saying "Sorry, I'm gay", no matter of his true sexuality. This figure of speech is meant to be gender-neutral but for unspecified reason, "Sorry, I'm a lesbian" usually just doesn't study as well (not that "Sorry, I'm gay" works all of the case for men either). Not to be disconnected with Faux Yay, which is a behavior, while this is just a quick way to halt the seduction in procession but one leading to the other. See also mismatched Orientation, once the human is in reality recital the truth.